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I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78.

If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?

The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.39.

Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between! A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."33.

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